Climbin’ the Canyons

Even with a crappy headcold, I went on a short ride out on Mulholland in Calabasas/Agoura Hills this last weekend (Lat/Long 34.1041, -118.7260). So out on Mulholland on a lovely Saturday afternoon, I have to share the road with not only motorists and motorcyclists vrooming their way through the canyons, but entrepreneurial photographers that take…

Wherefore art thou, puncture in tube?

Yes yes, I know ‘wherefore’ means ‘why’, but I’m going to use it BOTH WAYS. Or as they say on the cooking shows, “wherefore, two ways’. I went to go ride today and I had a flat tire. I’ve been having some fails in the bike maintenance department, so this just caused me to get…

Ghost Bikes and Girl Bits

After two weeks of NO physical exertion, including being under the weather with continued uterus issues, I decided enough blobbing about – get on the damn bike. I chose a 20 mile ride through a local canyon that wouldn’t take too long in the waning light of day. While grabbing some bike shorts, I tried…

Technology Fail, Humanity Win

Been on my new thyroid meds for about a week and finally feeling alive again! So I decided to go biking on Saturday and was met with a series of FAIL. 1. Was at a friend’s house who said he had a bike pump. He had the $15 Schwinn foot pump, which works OK on…

The Male vs Female Bike Gear Model

While flipping through Road Bike Magazine a few months ago, I came across the ‘gear for chicks’ section they had. All I could see was this beautiful, sleek model wearing suspender shorts….standing on her toes. WHY was she standing on her toes? Was she emulating wearing high heels? In bike suspender shorts? It was so…strange.…

Satanic Thorn

On the edge of the story of thumbtacks at the Tour de France, check out this scary thorn that punctured my friend’s tire: According to it’s wikipedia page, this scary thorn is produced by a flowering perrenial called ‘Tribulus terrestris’. Since that name kind of sucks, it has some common names, such as “cat’s head,…

Semi Naked Tri Training Fail

I tried to do the swim/bike portion of triathlon training today and had an utter and complete fail. Since I couldn’t get my butt out of bed this morning to train with the team, I thought I could be clever and go later in the day. Well!! Sequence of events: 1. Get to the beach,…

Win a GELBOT

Enter to win a sexy gelbot. Sick of getting gel/goo all over yourself while riding? Tired of having to put a sticky icky gel pack into your back pocket? Yeah, me too! This Water Bottle solves the issue – easy to get your gel and water on at the same time, or just your water.…

Coffee to Go!

I LOVE iced coffee. Due to a lack of Dunkin Donuts in California, I make my own iced coffee with Dunkies brand at home. And then, of course, drown it in cream and sugar. I wanted iced coffee today at work. I wanted to bike to work. What do you know?? MY iced coffee container…