BEHOLD!!! The UGLIEST SOCKS EVER MADE!!!
YES. These socks truly exist. Those are my sexy ankles, showing off a hideous pair of cycling socks. The socks were given as a gift to me by my well-meaning brother many years ago. I asked for cycling socks for my birthday (hey, they aren’t cheap, ok?), and he probably found these in a bargain bin.
To give him SOME credit, he knew the following:
1. I like cycling, and did indeed ask for biking socks
2. He knows his sister is ‘alternative’, wears a lot of black and likes ‘spooky’ things like bats and black cats
Therefore, this must mean I like killer clown socks. In the most garish colors possible. I know my brother does not, nor will ever, see this blog post, so I can say these things and not feel bad about possibly hurting his feelings. Unless my sister, who DOES read this, rats me out, but I trust her not to.
Or I will send my socks after her to do my evil bidding.
Do you have socks that are even uglier than these!? If so, I demand pictures! (And I will send my socks over to eat your socks).
*Again, I’m from New England. I got a ‘drop all the R’s you want’ card, as well as a red sox logo branded on my butt.
do not want
Are you sure? I can lend them to you if you want. hehehe
Haha, I was wondering about those socks!