Bikinis on top
At your gym
Of the elliptical
-Katy Perry, California Girls, Lightly modified
Fit and ready
Turn it up cause its gettin’ heavy
Wild wild west coast
These are the girls I love the most
No need for clothes
at the beach or gym
these girls they party
gettin’ fit or goin for a swim
-Part I – Snoop Dogg. Part II – Snoop Spark.
Having misread the gym’s class schedule, I missed the spin class. Having run a 5k on Friday, Sunday and Monday, I headed over to the nice, pleasant, low impact ellipticals (which non coincidentally had Extra! playing on the TV in front of them).
Not only do the ellipticals have the TVs with the better channels, but they are strategically placed behind the stairmasters. Girls with THE hottest asses are on the stairmasters. I’m not sure if it’s because of the stairmaster or they were blessed with beautiful booties, but it’s a great view while on the elliptical. Sure, I date men, but it doesn’t mean I can’t appreciate a lady’s fine ass-ets while at the gym. Plus, they give me something to strive for. It also damages my self esteem, but we won’t go into that.
I had trouble finding a pic of a chick from behind on a stairmaster. Perhaps I’ll be creepy enough to take a picture with my phone next time I’m at the gym.
Anyways, to continue on with this story…
The gym I go to (24 Hour Fitness in Hermosa Beach, for the female readers who are probably now paranoid) is less than one mile from the beach. Now, I respect the beach, beach goers, (but not beach cruisers) and the fact that Katy Perry’s “California Girls” song is an accurate reflection of the young women in Los Angeles. But while watching Extra! prattle on about which celebrity has lost the most weight, two girls wander by.
Normally I don’t notice people in the gym, but I noticed these girls.
1. One was wearing a bikini with some sort of beach… tank top… thrown on top of it.
2. The other was wearing a tankini with her boobs almost falling out of the top.
I couldn’t find any pictures that truly represented the boob factor of the tankini girl, so I lightly photoshopped a picture stolen, I mean, borrowed off the internet.
Now, as a large chested female, I take up-top support very seriously. In fact, I think I need to blog about my favorite sports bras, because finding an effing sports bra you can jog in with a D-cup is in-freakin’-possible.
So all I could think of, while looking at these busty females in their no-support bathing suits, was ‘what.. the .. heck!?’. Did they figure they would A. Go to Beach B. Go to Gym C. In that order?
Here I have spent the past few days worrying about triathlon bust-support, and today’s youth just wanders into the gym with NO bust support, ready to sweat?
I really don’t have a conclusion to the post, as I was rather confounded with the inanity of it all. I am not sure what machines they hit up, but for my sake (as opposed to all the heterosexual men and homosexual women at the gym), I hope they went with something low impact. No nip-slip at the gym, please!
Has this ever happened to you? Post and describe, or bonus points if you took creepy pictures with your cell phone!!